"Are you back?" he asked.
"Yes," I answered, "for a while."
"I know, Toni told me you were back. I was just testing your memory."
I looked at him with confusion and disbelief. "You thought I might have forgotten I was here?"
"Yes," he said, realizing he'd been called on BS, and disappeared into his office quickly.
A minute later, when he came back out, I got to use one of my favorite lines: When your memory starts to go, forget it.