Stephanie (collacentaur) wrote,
Stephanie
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Dear Viagra spammers:

I don't have one.

You have emailed me six times a day for months, and this has not changed, nor will it ever. Go away.

On the other hand, I actually prefer the spam to the legitimate advertising for a competitive product, which implies that using it will force you to sit outside in a bathtub for no discernable reason. Because God forbid they should use the old advertising standby of "if you use this product, people will shag you" when that's actually the point of the product! Those commercials annoy me almost as much as the Cymbalta commercials, and I think the entire world has heard me go ballistic on those.

...sorry, taking my advertising rant and walking away now.
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