2. Wristbands are evil.
3. Amusing spam juxtaposition: a) Cougar and Cub Dating - Date experienced women! b) 50+ Singles - Mature Dating.
Cougar and Cub, well, that's just wrong... mostly because they seem to think I'm a young studly male. As opposed to the spam on my other email address, which is where they think I'm a middle-aged male with performance difficulty. I know I act like "one of the guys" most of the time, but I'm all woman, really and truly.
But the mature dating. When I was in my late 20s, I was getting spam for 30+ singles. Which was OK, that was my target audience, I just wasn't old enough. Now I'm in my early 30s, and the spam is for 50+ singles. Liking older men is one thing, but 50 is a little past my UPPER limit.
...why do I keep talking about my spam? Because I get about 30ish spam emails per day, between the two main email addresses. Some weeks I don't get half that many real emails. And I'm a compulsive reader. So yes, I read the titles before I delete. Want me to stop commenting on my spam? Send me more real email. :-)