Stephanie (collacentaur) wrote,
Stephanie
collacentaur

Things you wish never to have your mother email to you in response to a missed Mother's Day phone call:

Too bad not to talk to you, but we were naked and involved. When your father is willing I certainly don't want to interrupt things.

(even if she was talking about a haircut)
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