Stephanie (collacentaur) wrote,

Internet Personals

One night last week, I was bored and decided to poke around an internet personal site for a little while. I do this every so often, mostly to remind myself why I don't want to try to get into the dating scene.

This time, I went ahead and created a profile. Since I'm not really trying to meet anyone, I went for a fully accurate description. Somehow I just can't imagine that anybody is really searching for a self-identified Large Woman. At any rate, given that Fat Girl With Glasses is pretty much how I see myself, I think it would be silly to pretend otherwise. I don't have a picture attached, mostly because I don't have any recent ones I like. The one I use here on LJ isn't bad, but the haircut isn't quite what I'm going with on a regular basis.

I had one message within minutes of having my profile approved - "so, are we going on a date or what?" That'd be a no. Of course, it would have to be a spectacular person and message to be anything but a no. I don't generally do well meeting strangers at all, let alone out somewhere all by myself. I'm much more likely to get along with someone I'm introduced to by a common friend.

So, this morning I took a look at my list of so-called "perfect matches" to see what turned up. I was reading down the introductory paragraphs, not paying much attention to the identifying information, since they all fell within limits I'd listed. About a dozen in, I got to one I actually found interesting, that sounded like someone I could imagine introducing to my friends. Then I looked at the picture. Yes, in fact, one of my "perfect matches" was someone I already know. *sigh* In a general kind of way, this is a good thing, because my friends ought to show up as people I'd be compatible with. However, it was just a little depressing after the brief flare of interest.

It's kind of like the lottery, I think. Even if you play the game, you probably won't get anything out of it. But you definitely won't win if you don't play at all...

  • Misc.

    Sign near my office: College Hunks Hauling Junk. I find this to be an aesthetically appealing idea. _____________________ When I win the lottery?…

  • Whirlwind Tour of Rome, Part 1

    I actually kept this trip report longhand while I was traveling. This is the expanded and detailed version, but I'm preserving the timestamps and…

  • If I Had a $1,000,000

    I joke a lot about "when I win the lottery." I do play, not regularly, but as the mood strikes me. That means winning is a possibility, even if an…

  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 1 comment